Hi, my name's Tara and I'm 15. I love romantic films and long walks on the beach - yeah, no. I like scary movies and fictional characters.
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I LOVE YOU AND MY LOVE IS GETTING SERIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
GOD
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Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
fun fact
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I’m going to keep reblogging this.
YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.
Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician.
i will reblog this every time i see it
this is perfect
omfg you guys this dude did a video of a conversation he had with his two year old daughter but he had an adult male friend play the part of the daughter and it is
so
hilariously creepy
CHILDREN ARE SO HILARIOUSLY CREEPY. omg
this is amazing
oh my god i can’t breathe
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well that settles it
this is literally how i make all of my decisions.
it is a great way to make all decisions
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what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
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so i heard internet addiction is now an official mental disorder and you can go to rehab for it but im only going if theres wifi
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There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
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| Simon: | You look lousy |
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| Jace: | Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good. |
| Simon: | No I mean it. You don't look good. |
| Jace: | This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' |
| Simon: | I am not trying to insult you. |
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back
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Infernal Devices - Mortal Instruments Parallels: Church Hates the Herondales
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when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with
when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with
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